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	<title>Jason B Herald</title>
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		<title>Juice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?'
Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'
When the waiter arrives, Al asks, 'Are there any Mexican Jews?'
The waiter [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/03/10/juice/</link>
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		<title>All the senior ladies&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. 
A FEW MINUTES LATER, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/03/10/all-the-senior-ladies/</link>
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		<title>Indians</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ... [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/03/08/indians/</link>
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		<title>Epic Training</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is the Epic Training room!  Can u handle this level of learning?

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		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/03/02/epic-training/</link>
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		<title>Two Feet of Snow</title>
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		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/03/01/two-feet-of-snow/</link>
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		<title>Wal-Mart Greeter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. 
One day the boss called [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/02/25/wal-mart-greeter-2/</link>
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		<title>Car Cleaning Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I spent 3 hours cleaning my car this morning and the final result (Subuar FTW):

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		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/02/20/car-cleaning-day/</link>
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		<title>Cars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
	So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/02/18/cars/</link>
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		<title>Black Bra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the perspective of a woman (sent to me by a co-worker)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and I have been married For 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/02/18/black-bra/</link>
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		<title>Diary of Snow Shoveler</title>
		<description><![CDATA[December 8 - 6:00 PM
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the
window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from
heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So
romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9
We woke to a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jasonbherald.com/2010/02/18/diary-of-snow-shoveler/</link>
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