From a Teacher and short to the Point: In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: “Capitalization is the difference between helping [...]
Continue Reading →I recently visited a mental asylumn and I asked the director, “how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?” He said, “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub.” I said, “I see…a normal person [...]
Continue Reading →I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. “Frogs are good bass bait,” I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I [...]
Continue Reading →OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared [...]
Continue Reading →So you want the day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days: available for work. Since you spend 16 hours. each day away [...]
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