Seeing an elderly gentleman of at least 80 years of age walking down the sidewalk about three in the morning the police stopped to ask he where he was headed. He said, “I am going to a lecture on the ill affects of alcohol on the elderly as well as the effects of smoking.” One [...]
Continue Reading →An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young female… He asked the trainer that was near-by, “What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby.”
Continue Reading →A blonde City girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow’s stall [...]
Continue Reading →A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow He sits at the counter and notices auld Jock with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chilli. After a few minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry bloke bravely asks, “If you aren’t going to eat that, mind if [...]
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