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Jun
30
Jun
Epic
What happens when a parsley farmer gets sued? They garnish his wages!
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Jun
Gong Show
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Why, that’s the talking clock” the man replied. “How does it work?” “Watch”, the man said, giving [...]
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Jun
Chickens
One day, farmer Williams was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his [...]
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Jun
Arm
Man goes to the doctor and says “My arm hurts really bad doc!” So the doctor holds a stethoscope up to it and listens when the arms says “Hey! Can I borrow 20 dollars?” Doctor says “Well there is you’re problem! Your arm is broke!”
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