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Apr
Marriage
You have choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.
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Apr
Parrot
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.” The [...]
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Apr
Tiger’s Dad
On his death bed Earl Woods, Tiger’s dad, gave Tiger the following advice: “Focus on golf. Screw everything else.”
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Apr
Things are not what they seem…
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Apr
Blond Year in Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said ‘ 2-4 years!’ April Trapped on escalator for hours … Power went out!!! May Tried to make [...]
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