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. . . the doctor replied, 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a doctor. In over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor, laughing uncontrollably.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
'I am SO sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour, as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem ?'
'It's swollen,' Bob replied.
The End is Near
Reverend Bubba was the part-time pastor of the local Baptist Church and Pastor Leeroy was the minister of the Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
The End is Near
Turn Your Self Around Now
Before Its Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Get a life You religious nuts!'
Suddenly from the curve they heard screeching tires and then a big splash..
Bubba turns to Leeroy and asks, 'Do you think maybe the sign should just say.....'Bridge Out?'
