Viewing posts from: May, 2009

05
May

A few more one liners

By Jason Herald|Funny Stuff

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious! accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!” I went to a seafood disco last [...]

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04
May

One-Liners

By Jason Herald|Funny Stuff

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of [...]

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