30
Nov
Windows 7
First impressions: It looks like vista It acts like vista It smells like vista None of my drivers’s worked (of course)
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Nov
Ham Sandwich
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.” The priest then asked, “Have you [...]
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Nov
Poetry Awesomness
Big dreams and little ambition I left for college with the classic mission To find a man and make lots of money When I look back now it seems kind of funny Thousands of dollars in the hole And I still haven’t answered “what’s my role” No higher reason, my low grades fester And I [...]
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Nov
Girl Buys a Rabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?” The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he’s on her level), and asks: “Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one [...]
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Nov